Breasts are Oppression!

Why is it acceptable to show breasts?

Because they aren't sexual body parts.

So if I touch your breasts?

I'll charge you with sexual assault!

And if you touch my chest?

You can't charge me with the same crime! Breasts are different - except when it suits me for them to be the same!

Well, what if I say it's fine for you to be topless?

Don't look at me, that's harassment!

Ok, what if I draw a topless woman?

That's pornography! It demeans women! It encourages rape!

You mean it expresses male sexuality?

Which is rape!

But lesbians also like breasts?

Lesbians are strong empowered women, so it's totally ok when they draw them... so long as men can't see them, because that's rape!

Ok. Glad we could clear that up.

Die, ciscum! Can't wait to put you in a camp to rot!

A wittle pway

Andreya: Breasts are asexual! Stop sexualising breasts!
Carol: (*walking past*) Your hair looks lovely!
Andreya: Thank you!
Brett: So breasts aren't any more sexual than hair?
Andreya: Of course they aren't, it's only men who claimed they were any different!
Brett: Ok then.. your breasts look lovely!
Andreya: How dare you! That's sexual harassment! Guards, arrest this fiend for sexcrime!


If breasts are just asexual, why do breasts swell during arousal? Why is it that women’s brains seem to process nipple and genital stimulation in the same way?

"stimulation of the nipple activated an area of the brain known as the genital sensory cortex. This is the same brain region activated by stimulation of the clitoris, vagina, and cervix."(source)

"As she gets more and more aroused, her breasts will swell a little and her nipples will become more prominent." (source)