If Women do not have to, then why do you demand men do so?

Reply to

defendfeminism:

Women do not have to:

• be thin
• give birth
• cook for you
• have long hair
• wear makeup
• have sex with you
• be feminine
• be graceful
• shave
• diet
• be fashionable
• wear pink
• love men
• be the media’s idea of perfection
• listen to your bullshit
• have a vagina

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I say:

Men do not have to

• be tall (oh wait, they do if they want to be taken seriously)
• pay for your kids (I wish! We have no choice)
• work longer hours  than you (have to pay for your kids or go to jail)
• have muscles(I think you can guess)
• work more dangerous jobs (you know what? maybe we should go our own way..we'd live longer )
• have sex with you (oh wait; we do thanks to fault-based divorce, and feminist based redefinitions of domestic abuse which make withholding sex a crime)
• be masculine (unless we want women to find us attractive)
• be strong and stoic (so long as we're gay, because feminists still want us to be their defenders, HeForShe and all that)
• shave (provided having women despising us as bestial doesn't worry us)
• diet (no, we do have to do that if overweight - because biology doesn't give a damn about gender politics and fat people die fast)
• be fashionable (Feminist: hahaha you wear a fedora! That's so unfashionable! But we don't have to be fashionable, because vagina!)
• wear expensive suits and other wealth indicators (so long as dying alone doesn't worry us)
• love women - unless we're heterosexual - but if you believe that's a choice, you might want to inform the people fighting court battles who claim it isn't!
• be feminist's idea of a good man - we'll be our own, thank you!
• listen to your bullshit - seriously, I'd love to say that was true but your bullshit is compulsory on college grounds know - tell me again how oppressed you are when you are the ones who preaching at us with the authority of the state, and we cannot reply without being punished?
• have a penis - especially not a large one - and isn't it interesting how dick size is the number one insult feminists will reach for?