The Feminist vision on how to end all evil

" If every single man followed these tips, there would be no more rape."

From http://www.ifyouonlynews.com/feminist-issues/10-rape-prevention-tips-that-are-guaranteed-to-work-image/


 Women rape, you moron.


"    1. Don’t put drugs in women’s drinks."
   
    Date rape drugs are incredibly rare; mostly women get wasted then don't recall why they chose to bonk some dude.
   

    "2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone."
   
    Can I just leave feminists alone - and vice versa? Like, for the rest of my life? That would be great, thanks.
   
        "3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her."
   
    YOU JUST SAID TO LEAVE HER ALONE - DO YOU NOT READ YOUR OWN WRITING?

    4. If you are in an elevator and a women gets in, don’t rape her.
   
    HOW CAN I WHEN I'M NOT IN THE ELEVATOR - HAVE WE NOT AGREED ON THE LEAVING ALONE BIT?
   
    Besides "elevator rape" is incredibly rare - it's a bloody stupid concept as you are likely to be either filmed and/or interrupted, and there's a bloody alarm right there.
   
    Feminist panics about the frequency of this have no connection the facts.

"    5. When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not rape her."

We're doing this one again?

    "6. Never creep into a woman’s home through an unlocked door or window, or spring out at her from between parked cars, or rape her."
   
    Ok, Now I know you are just trolling me. Every time you contradict yourself, I'll just delete your lines.

Oh. That's it?

Huh.